The Man Who Stole The Moon

My previous post today was about black holes and moon colonization issues.

If we would neglect the barycentric forces we need and such (who needs tides and stabile ocean currents anyways?), with the super collider we could actually change the mass of the moon so we can have it geostationary.

If ESA could make it and we would have the moon always over Europe. We could "steal" the moon from the rest of the world!

...If I only could make it to space first...