No Hope For Mankind (Continued)

My colleague has even worse lighter than I do. Same brand, simpler model, yet it has instructions. If I can interpret correctly, the instructions are as follows:

Step 1: Press the button.

I don't know how I can manage this complicated set of instructions. My head is exploding!

This reminds me of a quote by Jack Handy:

Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: 'Mankind'. Basically, it's made up of two separate words: 'mank' and 'ind'. What do these words mean? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind.